The Baby Einstein Conspiracy

I am writing today to expose the Baby Einstein Conspiracy (BEC). That’s right, those seemingly innocent DVDs. I am convinced that there is some form of subliminal messages imbedded within these DVDs. These messages sole purpose is, you guessed it, brainwashing. The BEC wish to reprogram our children in order to carry out their evil plan of world domination. Granted this plan will take years to carry out, but that just shows how insidious these people are. Have you noticed that they have come out with Little Einstein? Yes, that’s right; it is just the next phase of their plan. You’ll see! As your kids get older they will adapt their programming. Before to long your kids will become adults and the BEC will have shows like Desperate Einstein or maybe they will just have their own channel with Einstein 24/7. When enough people have been brainwashed to populate the BEC army they will send out their final signal to activate all of their agents (your kids) and take control of the world. Then next thing you know all the U.S. is painted in rainbow colors and a Lion puppet is giving the State of the Union Address. You may think I’m crazy, but I have proof. Just watch the below video, and ask yourself, could he be right.


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