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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Logan's Driving Clinic (Seats Available)

After observing different driving techniques over the past 17 months I have decided that it is time for me to show these simpletons how it is suppose to be done. I recently held my first driving class for my Aunt Uly and I do believe that we made some progress. Here are some key points to remember.

1. Always have the radio turned up high enough so that you can not hear the other drivers cursing at you.

2. Make sure your window is clean, good visibility is a must. I like to turn on the wipers randomly to insure that no bugs are blocking my view.

3. Before you pull out of the driveway you should warm up the rubber tires. The preferred method is to violently turn the steering wheel back and forth; this will give you better traction when you get on the road.


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The next video will display the proper technique for entering the automobile. It’s important to use both hand when working the door handle (those things can be tricky). Also insure that you have change easily accessible to pay those tolls and to bribe pesky camera men to turn their back while you make a quick get away.


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That’s all the free tips you’re going to get this week. If you would like to learn more about safe driving please contact me about enrolling in my driving clinic.

3 comments:

The Stovalls said...

Logan, you drive that Ford like your dad drove his gold Fiero. (Sorry, I have to mention that car every chance I get!) I'm staying off of the Texas roads!!!

John Todd said...

Ouch, am I to assume that you did not think that the gold Fiero was the ultimate chick magnet.

The Keenans said...

Hmmm...encouraging Logan to drive, LEAVING THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION?! It's all cute until we see little Logan on the nightly news after he runs over a little old lady crossing the street. Then this video becomes evidence!!