Abominable Snow Logan

A new creature has been spotted lurking in the frigid north. Although, the creature is reportedly very small it has surprised many with its power and speed.

Here the creature was caught in its element. Warning: it may look cute and cuddly, but this is just one of the creatures many tricks. It will lull you into a false sense of security. You will then approach for a closer look, and WAMO, it has you by the jugular and won’t let go.



Recent studies have found only one way to subdue the creature. You must place large amounts of packages covered in colorful decorative paper in its path. Only then while the creature is distracted can you escape.

Warning: Do not take this creature into the mountains were it thrives in its natural habitat. This beast seems to take extra interest in skiers. It can only be assumed that it loves to chase this agile prey.













Here a rare picture was captured of the vial beast after it had consumed an obnoxious snowboarder form Orange County (guess the creature is not all bad). You can still see remnants of the kill on the creatures face.


Unlike the similar species Ursus Arctos (Grizzly Bear) this animal does not hibernate during the winter. It prefers to hibernate during the summer and becomes active in the winter. Here an image was captured of the creature bedding down at the end of the winter hunting season.